inmatesrunningasylum (c2000-2050)

Does any other self-identified 'opinionator' exist who yells louder than Bill O'Reilly,is as stupidly insipid as Sean Hannity, as impervious to the truth as Chris Matthews,is as over-bearingly condescending as Nancy Grace,more narcissistic and smarmy than Geraldo Rivera,or more worthless than Connie Chung? Help me hold the collective 'media' feet to the fire, have fun playing w/ words and searching for great websites to blog. Door's open, come on in!!

Location: California, United States

I run on the beach and no one mistakes me for Bo Derek and I'm proud of that; I walk and explore in the redwood forests while moving banana slugs so they don't get squashed by traffic. Love art, esp.sculpture and/or anything with color;all over the map w/music. Talk back to the television and radio...I still haven't figured out how they get those tiny people into the TV/radio.

27 May 2006

Fw: Fun at the Washington Post

Sent: Monday, May 22, 2006 7:24 PM
Subject: Fun at the Washington Post

My favorite is "the pick" of the literature:

Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Read the rest for a laugh:


Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning
submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply
alternate meanings for common words.

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have
3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5.
Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you
absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.                                                                                                                            

8. Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you
are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline. . Testicle (n.)
a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by
13. Pokemon (n) a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand): The belief
that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck
16. Circumvent (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
Jewish men.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers
to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

1. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
3. Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n) Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and
the person who doesn't get it.
6 . Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are
running late.
7. Hipatitis (n) Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n) A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

;                                                                                                                                            & nbsp;                          
9. Karmageddon (n) It's like, when everybody is sending
off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth
explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v) All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub
in the fruit you're eating.
16. And a special award to my grandson for 'Grandma, who are the Democraps?'


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