inmatesrunningasylum (c2000-2050)

Does any other self-identified 'opinionator' exist who yells louder than Bill O'Reilly,is as stupidly insipid as Sean Hannity, as impervious to the truth as Chris Matthews,is as over-bearingly condescending as Nancy Grace,more narcissistic and smarmy than Geraldo Rivera,or more worthless than Connie Chung? Help me hold the collective 'media' feet to the fire, have fun playing w/ words and searching for great websites to blog. Door's open, come on in!!

Location: California, United States

I run on the beach and no one mistakes me for Bo Derek and I'm proud of that; I walk and explore in the redwood forests while moving banana slugs so they don't get squashed by traffic. Love art, esp.sculpture and/or anything with color;all over the map w/music. Talk back to the television and radio...I still haven't figured out how they get those tiny people into the TV/radio.

12 June 2006

Props to Anderson Cooper

Well, saw you as the host of 'The Mole.' Not impressed by you and certainly not the show.

When you showed up at CNN I cringed and couldn't figure out what brainless exec hired you.

You went to Katrina and kicked ass. Now you are a 'star,' such as that is in your business.
As long as you don't buy the hype and continue to care about people you interview, continue to thirst for and find world knowledge and always thank the camerapeople who do the heavy lifting, you'll be fine.

And I congratulate you on your evolution. Looks good on you!!

10 June 2006

Heads Will Continue To Roll

So you think the Islamic insurgency will settle down now and all will be good little boys and girls? Oh, ye of little faith...

Today we know, because someone in Iraq has the job of counting, there have been at least three beheadings. Well, of course there were, and will continue to be. If you think the insurgents have been led all this time by just one al-Qaeda puppet, where have you been???

Islamic insurgents are not just posted in Baghdad. They are not just in little Afghanistan caves, nor are they just hidding out along the Pakistan border. LOOK AROUND!

Islamic insurgents are happy campers throughout the Middle East, in Eastern Europe, in Europe, in North and South America, in Africa and Austrailia, in India, Japan and China and yes, you betcha...they are firmly planted in the U.S.

So before we all run around like the second coming of Christ is at hand....start counting the Muslim population of this entire globe, factor out all the good people and then contemplate how many insurgents and insurgents-to-be are out there.

Let me know what numbers you come up with...and how you feel about Wednesday's fun assassination....I love all opinions! Partcularly when my opinion ends up dissenting with my original opinion. Come join the funhouse!

On Your Mark, Get Set....Run!!

OK...Whose got the cajones to predict the 2008 Prez racers....(In this country)


Based on our penchant for weird and weirder......Bill Mahr and Elizabeth Vargas...oh, that's not right....Vargas will have Conde Rice's job...asking the probing question 'Will the United States plan a nuclear attack on Iran with nuclear weapons?'

Come on Lizzie.... Being pregnant can't be blamed for your dumb questions!!

Mahr deserves so much better...and so do we! So, what about those Democrats?

Mahr and McCain? Could Mahr keep McCain under control?

Well, how about Bill Clinton and Bill Mahr? Bill Clinton and General Wesley Clark? Bill Clinton and Colin Powell? Bill Clinton and the Temptations? (Sorry, Bill.) Bill Clinton and Guilianni?
Bill Clinton and Oriana Fallaci? Bill Clinton and George Bush, Sr? Bill Clinton and John McCain?
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden? Clinton and Dennis Hopper? Clinton and Kiefer Sutherland? Clinton and Anderson Cooper? Clinton and Wesley Clark? Wesley Clark? Wesley Clark? Ahh, the possibilities...and all speculation done without personal attacks and mud-throwing.

I'd ask Bill O'Reilley for his opines and picks, but he's too nasty and couldn't keep his suggestions from becoming free-for-all lynchings> Sorry Billy O.

How about those Republicans?

Conde Rice.....but who to pair with? Hillary Clinton? Anderson Cooper? Ray Nagen...oh, that's such an insult to Ms. Rice. I apologize, Conde. Conde and Colin? Oh, the great political cartoons. McCain and Conde? Verrrrry Scarrry! But interesting. Or, Conde and McCain?
No girly-men there, Ahhhnold! Ann Coulter and a target on her back? No one would meet Ann Coulter's opinion of herself....hence no running mate good enough.

There must be a wealthy...err, I mean a wealth of prospective talent to lead this decreasingly free nation. So who would you like to see...or not?